Saturday, April 22, 2017

Nude Nuns With Big Guns Movie Review



  


Nude Nuns with Big Guns is a 2010 action/thriller movie directed by Joseph Guzman and starring Asun Ortega.


This film has not much in the way of plot but here goes...There is an alliance between the church and drug dealers in Mexico. The drug dealers are using nuns and priests to traffic their drugs and the big boss is called The Padre. He is in league with the crooks and has hired a biker gang called Los Muertos led by psycho creep Chavo. He has two sidekicks called Kickstand and Half Breed. They go around raping and murdering anyone who comes into their patch. They are making a trade when one of the nuns, Sister Sarah(Ortega),hides some drugs and she is caught by Chavo who takes her off to use her as a prostitute. She has been pumped full of drugs and used and abused. She is rescued by a guy who works for Chavo and he makes the mistake of giving her a gun. She kills him and heads off, making a plan for revenge against those who have hurt her.


She and another nun called Sister Angelina are holed up together. They are lovers and they have been for a long time. Angelina is helping Sarah to get vengeance on those who used and abused her. Sarah has become a cold blooded killer and she goes around shooting everyone in the drugs ring, including priests. The Padre is getting scared and he tells Chavo to go and get her and kill her. Sarah gets shot when she confronts some of the bad priests and she goes to a motel to patch herself up. She is spotted by the owner who tells Chavo where she is. Sarah escapes by killing the owner and there is an inevitable showdown where Sarah kills all of Chavo's guys. You would think that all would be well after this, but the ending of the movie shows The Padre hiring a hit man called Father John to get Sarah so this is open for a sequel which hasn't happened yet.


This movie was hilarious. I laughed so much at this. It is comedy more than anything else, I think.
I found it ridiculous in parts and there were plenty of nude scenes and women swinging everything around so it is clearly geared towards the male audience. I enjoyed it, though. It was weirdly entertaining and it keep me interested until the end. I especially enjoyed the part where Sarah shot off Chavo's dick and he picked it up off of the floor and looked at it. That has to be seen to be believed! So, if you like lots of boobs, lots of shooting and lots of nuns, then this is certainly for you! It was just hilarious in my opinion and it kept me laughing so I am giving it a 4/10.

5 comments:

Susan Leighton said...

Sounds like the stuff of B movie legend, Jigs. Kudos to you for sticking through the entire thing but I probably would have too because it sounds hysterical!

Amanda said...

It is def a B movie with a difference. I liked it despite its obvious silliness. I always like these so bad they are good films and this was just funny. I laughed and laughed at the nun with a gun!!!

Tony Briley said...

Silly, but started awesome and just splattered awesome all over the screen until the very end. Just as vile and as much fun as the title implies. 10/10 for me!

Amanda said...

Ha ha well it was not boring and I thought that it was very funny in parts.Chavo and his men were particularly hilarious!!I did enjoy it on the whole...

Tony Briley said...

Yeah it was one of those so bad it was good.

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