Friday, January 27, 2012

Scary Tales Movie Trailer.






Geno McGahee is making a new movie after the success of Family Secret reviewed here. I am looking forward to Scary Tales which will be a horror anthology kind of like The Twilight Zone or Creepshow. There will be five segments and each will be guaranteed to horrify you!!!!!I love low budget horror movies, so I'm looking forward to this one.Take a look at the poster and the trailer and I think you will see that there is something for everyone!It is released in 2012. In the meantime, you can check the progress of the movie on Geno's movie blog- Scared Stiff Reviews.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Djinn Movie Trailer



Djinn is the latest movie from legendary horror director Tobe Hooper.It has been some time since we have had any offering from him and I am looking forward to this movie. Watch the trailer and see what you think. I am hoping that it will be better than the dreadful Mortuary(sorry if you liked it!). Fingers crossed this will bring Hooper back to form!!!Release date is 2012 so we should have more info soon....

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

American Horror Story , Season 1, Episode 12



Sorry it's a bit late, but anyway, episode 12 is the finale of the first season. We left Vivian dead in the last episode and Violet is dead too. Ben is alone and one of the babies died. 


Episode 12 begins with Constance looking after Ben's son. Ben wants to take him, but Constance warns him about going back into the house with him. Ben ignores her and goes in anyway. Vivian is in the house but Ben can't see her. She doesn't want him to stay in the house because of her and Violet. She talks to Moira about it.
He is going to kill himself, but Vivian appears to stop him. She has no choice. Violet appears too and tells him not to do it. They both tell him to leave now with the baby. He tries to leave, but Hayden and other spooks kill him and make it look like a suicide. Ben is reunited with his wife and daughter. Hayden takes the baby with her but Constance gets it back. 


A new couple, Stacey and Miguel Ramos have a look at the house along with their son Gabe. They love it and decide to buy it.Vivian, Ben and Violet want them out as they are planning to have a baby and this would make all the bad things happen again. They scare them so much that they run out of the house. Tate sees Violet talking to Gabe and he tries to kill him, but Violet stops him. The family leave and the house goes back up on the market. Vivian hears the dead baby.She finds him with Norah who had taken him after the birth. She takes him back from her. She asks Moira to be godmother to him and they celebrate Christmas in the house as a family with an evil Hayden and Tate looking on. Three years later and Constance is talking to her hairdresser about her son. His name is Michael and he is a wonderful child. It turns out that Constance took the baby and hid him in her house and he was presumed missing. When she arrives back at the house, there is a trail of blood and the nanny is  missing. She goes upstairs and we find out that Michael is an evil little imp with blood on his hands.....


So that ends this season of American Horror Story. All in all, it was a great season and there is a lot to like about this series. I am looking forward to the second one and I hope that it is as good..... There should be more TV like this and less of the reality crap that we have to endure!!!!!

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

The Hobbit Movie Trailer



This movie will be huge when it finally comes out at the end of this year. The Hobbit is a prequel of sorts to Lord of the Rings and it promises to be as good as those movies were. Martin Freeman from The Office UK stars as Bilbo Baggins and all of the familiar faces are back too.I am looking forward to this, having read the book years ago. Of course, this is only part one and there will be more Hobbit movies down the line. What a surprise!!! Have a look at the trailer and see what is to come...

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Blood Thirst Movie Review 218



Blood Thirst is a 1971 horror movie directed by Newt Arnold and starring nobody you would know really.
It was supposedly filmed in the 60's but it didn't come out until the 70's.


The movie begins with a young girl being murdered and hung upside down, her body drained of blood. Homicide detective, Adam Rourke(Robert Winston) is from New York but he has come to The Philippines or Manila to be exact, to help his pal, Captain Ramos(Vic Diaz) with the crimes. Adam pretends to be a writer and he goes to a nightclub where the dead girl used to work. The nightclub is called The Barrio Club. He thinks it might be a blood cult. He meets Ramos' sister, Sylvia. She has lived in London so she is well spoken and has an English accent. He pokes around and tries to find out stuff about the guy who owns the club. His name is Calderon.


Someone tries to kill Adam, but he shoots him first. He meets Sylvia again and they kiss. She then slaps him.
He sees a young girl who has finished work at the nightclub. She is walking home alone and she gets attacked. He doesn't see that, though.Adam returns to the club and he is captivated by a seductive belly dancer called Serena(Yvonne Nielson). She is beautiful and he can't take his eyes off of her. He talks to her and she tells him about Calderon. He can turn nasty. Everything gets confusing and the story is that Serena is a goddess who needs human blood to keep her young and beautiful. Calderon goes around getting victims for her and giving the blood to Serena. Adam discovers this and he tries to stop them. He does eventually, killing Serena and her killing pal, Calderon. Adam goes back home, but not before kissing Sylvia once more.

This movie is a mess. It is so cheaply made that you know it isn't going to be good. It is in the 'so bad it's good' category, but the confusing story and terrible acting make it a bit tedious at times. The killer is so cartoonish and silly that he is not scary at all. Watch this at your peril!!!! I am giving it a 2/10.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark 2011 Movie Review 217


   
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark is a 2011 horror movie remake of the 1973 made for TV movie of the same name.It is directed by Troy Nixey and written by Guillermo del Toro. It stars Guy Pearce, Katie Holmes and Bailee Madison.


The film begins with a man called Lord Blackwood. He is living in a huge house but he has a maid with him. He calls her down to the basement where he is working and kills her. He knocks out her teeth and puts them on a plate into some sort of fireplace as an offering. There is something down there and he begs them to give him back his son, but he is dragged down into the pit instead. Cut to present day and a young girl called Sally(Madison) is greeted by her dad Alex(Pearce) and his girlfriend Kim(Holmes). Sally has been dumped on her father by her flaky mother and she is taking some pills for ADHD. She is not very nice to Kim and she wants to go home to her mother. Alex and Kim are renovating the Blackwood house and then they are going to sell it on. The house is huge and Sally is shown to her room. The next day, Sally finds a hidden basement and they all go down into it, despite the warning of a workman, Mr. Harris.


They look around and Sally hears voices from the old fireplace. They know her name. When Alex and Kim aren't around, she opens the old fireplace and lets the creatures in it out. She thinks that they want to be friends. It soon becomes obvious that they are no friends of Sally's. They cause mischief for her and they wander through the house. They steal a razor blade and shred Kim's clothes. Alex thinks that it is Sally and he reprimands her. Sally gets caught at the fireplace by Mr. Harris and he tries to seal it. The creatures are out and they attack him and put him in hospital. Kim begins to wonder about what Sally is telling her. Sally seems so sure that the creatures are real. She goes to see Mr. Harris and he tells her to go to the library and see pictures painted by Lord Blackwood. In them, there are little creatures running around and they want humans to join them in the darkness.


So, Kim starts to believe Sally, but Alex doesn't until he sees them himself and then all hell breaks loose in the house. The creatures take over and cut the lights. They hate light and it sends them running away so Sally has to fight them off with a torch. They get her, though and drag her to the fireplace, intending to bring her with them, but Kim gets in the way and saves Sally. She gets pulled into the fireplace and she is gone. Alex and Sally leave the house. They come back a while later and Sally leaves a picture of Kim in the house. It is blown along by a draught in the house down to the basement where Kim is in the fireplace along with the creatures. They are all waiting for the next victim. Kim tells them they have all the time in the world....


Firstly, I didn't like the fact that they introduced a kid into the story. I thought that this was cliched and done to death! It took away from the story. Secondly I didn't like Katie Holmes in this at all. Talk about bad acting! Horror movies are not known for their great actors, but she is just so bland and uninteresting in this.The creatures were the only thing I did like in it. They were scary and well done, but as for everything else, it wasn't great.Changing the story made this into a run of the mill horror movie where clever kid sees something spooky and draws pictures of it etc etc. It irritated me. Watch the original if you haven't seen it. It is better than this, I promise you. This gets a 3/10.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Snow Beast Movie Review 216



Snow Beast is a 2011 horror movie directed by Brian Brough. It is a remake of the 1977 movie of the same name. It stars John Schneider(from Dukes of Hazzard), Jason London and Kari Hawker.


The movie begins with a snowboarder being watched by someone or something. It is a Yeti or Snowbeast. It kills him.Cut to Jim Harwood(Schneider) has come to Canada with his daughter, Emmy(Danielle Chuchran). He is researching animals. They are staying in a house in the mountains. He has colleagues with him, namely Rob(Paul D. Hunt) and Marci(Hawker). Emmy is annoyed because her mother left them and she has to stay with her dad. She is moody and irritating. A forest ranger called Barry(London) is sure that there is something wrong in the area as people are disappearing and he looks into it. Meanwhile, Snowbeast is slicing and dicing his way through some more victims.


Marci and Emmy see huge tracks in the snow. Rob hears strange animal noises in the night. They all talk about
the tracks and they wonder what it is. Jim goes out for firewood and Snowbeast is outside waiting. That night, it gets closer while they sleep. They all hear it during the night. The next morning, their snow mobile has been thrashed. Marci goes to Barry and tells him about it. Barry goes to see if there is anything around. He meets Snowbeast and that is the end of poor Barry!! As Snowbeast gets closer to Jim and the others, they have to try and find a way to escape or defend themselves against it...


This movie isn't that good, being honest. It is passable for an afternoon, but don't rush out and get it. It keeps you entertained but you will forget it soon after! This gets a 4/10.




Thursday, January 5, 2012

Mission Impossible:Ghost Protocol Movie Review 215



Tom Cruise is back with a bang in the new Mission Impossible movie. This is the fourth film in the series and it was released in December 2011. Along with Cruise star Jeremy Renner and Simon Pegg as the quirky British guy. The actions starts with an IMF agent, Trevor Hanaway played by Josh Holloway who played Sawyer in TV series Lost! He is shot and killed by a beautiful assassin called Sabine Moreau-the lovely Lea Seydoux. Hanaway was working with Jane Carter played by Paula Patton and Benji Dunn played by Simon Pegg.Ethan Hunt- Cruise- is in a prison in Budapest and is broken out. His mission is to get some Russian nuclear missile codes before someone else can. But, the problem is that there is someone there and they get the codes before Ethan and his team can. They blow up part of the Kremlin and Hunt and his team are blamed for it by the Russians.

You can see where the plot is going. Basically, IMF is shut down, Hunt and the others are on the run. They have to stop a terrorist from getting the codes and the mission begins. They are joined by William Brandt played by Jeremy Renner who is a former IMF agent and together they have to work to stop the terrorist- Hendricks- played by Michael Nyqvist. There are explosions, car chases, sand storms, disguises etc etc. This is Tom Cruise at his best and he really carries the movie. The others are good backup for him, but it is his gig. He is great as the lead in this and there is so much action in it, that you will not be bored at all. I thought that it was much better than the third offering and if you like action movies, then this is for you. Tom Cruise really does great in this film and there is the lovely Lea Seydoux to look at too! I recommend this for anyone and the only thing I didn't like was the fact that it was PG.....Come on and make more movies for adults only please!!!  

Mission Impossible:Ghost Protocol- 7/10

Monday, January 2, 2012

Return to Horror High Movie Review 214

 


 Return to Horror High is a 1987 horror movie starring George Clooney and Maureen McCormick. It has comedy elements to it as well. It is directed by Bill Froehlich.


In 1982, a series of brutal murders rocked Crippen High School. The killer was never caught. Three months ago, Cosmic pictures go to the high school to make a movie about the killings. They are not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The movie begins with the cops finding bodies. The bodies have been chopped up and there is only one survivor.. One of the cops, Officer Tyler(McCormick) is on the case. It turns out that it is part of the movie that is being made in the school. It turns out that someone is killing people for real and the members of the cast are beginning to disappear. Someone is cleaning up after the murders too. The survivor tells the cops what happened inside the school. People began dropping like flies.

Two of the cast Kelly and Steven are chased by the killer. They find bodies and they meet the weird janitor, Amos. He tells them that the principal is responsible for the killings. He then tries to kill them. They find out that he was the principal, Kastleman, was using make up and Amos isn't real. He was walking the halls spying on them. Steven kills him with a javelin. The survivor tells the cops that Kelly and Steven never made it out.
The cops go inside and find Kastleman and all hell breaks loose. This movie was confusing because there were so many things happening. I found that I had to make sure I was following the story or I would get lost...I wasn't mad about it so I am giving it a 5/10.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Happy Christmas from Jigsaw's Lair!!!



It is that time of year again where the cheesy Christmas songs are played non stop and food and drink are consumed as if it was the end of the world! But, we love it!!!! My Christmas will be filled with some heartwarming movies such as Silent Night, Deadly Night, Black Christmas and Christmas Evil!!! We here at Jigsaw's Lair wish you all a very Happy Christmas and a Happy New Year. We hope that you all enjoyed the movie/TV reviews of 2011 and we promise that there will be plenty more in 2012. Let us hope that there will be bigger and better horror movies released next year and that there will be lots of slashing and blood letting in the New Year!
                Jigsaw and Amanda.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

The Walking Dead, Season 2, Episode 7



This is the final episode in this first half of the second season. Why they have to break it into two, I do not know. It really annoys me that we have to wait until next year for the second half of the season!


Glenn is struggling with his news that the walkers are living in the barn. He has told Dale and Dale tells him that he should inform the others which he eventually does. Maggie is not happy with him. Shane is furious and he wants to exterminate them immediately or get the hell out. Rick argues with him that they can't leave without finding Sophia and Shane tells him that she is dead or else they would have found her before now. Rick wants to get rid of the walkers, but he needs to talk to Hershel first to get his backing. Hershel is not happy with what Rick tells him and he wants them gone. Rick has no choice but to tell him that Lori is pregnant and that they can't leave now. Rick spills the beans to Shane too and Shane is shocked.


Hershel asks Rick to come with him to the woods where there are walkers stuck in a swamp. He asks Rick to help him to rescue them and bring them back to the barn. Rick has no choice but to agree as he wants to keep staying in the house. Shane goes mad when he finds out that Dale went off with a bag of guns and nobody knows where. Shane runs after him, determined to get them back. He finds him preparing to bury them and he gets them back. Dale thinks that Shane is dangerous. Shane doesn't care. When he arrives back at the camp and sees Rick and Hershel with the new walkers, he shoots them dead and he opens the barn and unleashes the rest of them who are gunned down by the others. One more walker comes out of the barn and it is a child- Sophia! None of them can bring themselves to kill her so Rick takes aim and kills her. Everyone is shocked and horrified.

This was a great episode. I like the way that Shane is becoming another leader and I think that there will be a split in the camp with Rick and Shane being the two leaders now. I think that Shane's character is very good and I like Daryl too. That is it until next year, unfortunately!!!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

American Horror Story Season 1, Episode 11



This series is getting better and better as it goes along. Episode 11 was an exciting one with plenty happening!
It begins in 1984 and Tate is a young child. He is playing with his truck when he decides to investigate the basement. Something comes out of the shadows and tries to attack him. It is stopped by Nora who tells him that she will always protect him. Cut to modern day and Tate meets Nora once again. She tells him that she wants her baby. He promised her one of Vivian's babies but now he doesn't want to do it because of his love for Violet.Nora plans to take the baby anyway. Ben wants to take Violet away and he drags her out to the car, unaware that she cannot leave the house. Chad and Pat are decorating the nursery, thinking that the babies will be theirs! Tate informs them that they will not have them.


Meanwhile, Violet talks to Constance about Chad and Pat and their plans. Constance is adamant that they will not have anything to do with the babies and she tells them so. Constance brings in Billie, her psychic pal and she advises Violet on the best way to banish Chad and Pat from the house. Ben is at the mental hospital and he collects Vivian. They are all going to Florida to stay with her sister. The doctor tells them that one of the babies is very large and strong and the other is small and weak. He recommends that Vivian not travel but she won't listen. The psychic tells Violet that she needs something from Chad such as jewellery to banish him. Tate gets it from him after they have a fight. Vivian and Ben arrive at the house to collect Violet. Ben goes inside to get her while Vivian waits in the car.


Vivian begins to go into labour in the car. Ben talks to Violet and she tells him that she can't go with them. She tells him that she is dead. He tries to take her with him. Constance sees Vivian going into labour and she brings her back into the house. Vivian has no choice.The evil twins wreck Ben's car so he can't leave.The power and phone are cut off. Charles Montgomery comes to help with the birth and the two dead nurses from an earlier episode assist. Ben is horrified, but he keeps a brave face for Vivian. She gives birth to the first baby but it is stillborn. Nora takes it away. Chad catches Violet trying to banish him and he laughs at her . It doesn't work. He tells her about Tate. He tells her that Tate raped her mother and that Tate killed him and Pat.


The second child is born and it is fine. Vivian is bleeding heavily and she is getting weaker. Constance takes the baby. Hayden wants it too. Ben tries to help Vivian, but it is too late. Charles cannot save her. She dies.
Violet finds Tate and she tells him that her mom is dead. She also lets him know what Chad told her. He is sorry, but she can't forgive him. She blocks him out and closes her eyes. When she opens them, he has gone. Vivian appears as a ghost and she comforts her daughter. This was a very good episode with so much happening. I can't wait to see what will happen next!!!!

Monday, December 19, 2011

A Bay of Blood Movie Review 213



 A Bay of Blood is a 1971 horror movie directed by Mario Bava. It stars Claudine Auger,Luigi Pistilli and Laura Betti. It is also known as Twitch of the Death Nerve or Carnage.


An old woman, Countess Federica lives alone in a large house. She is attacked and hanged by a man. He puts a prepared suicide note on the table. He gets attacked himself and killed. He is Filippo Donati and someone takes him to the bay and throws him in. The cops think that the Countess did away with herself. Nobody realises that Donati has been murdered. Frank Ventura is a real estate agent and he is having a bit of fun with his woman. He wants the house by the bay. A fisherman called Simon and an insect scientist called Paolo discuss the murder of the Countess. A group of young people arrive in the area and they go up to Franks place. They are having a party. Paolo's wife is called Anna and she is a medium. She tells Paolo that there will be bloodshed. Paolo thinks that she is scatter brained.


The young people begin to get killed by an unknown person.  A woman called Renata (Auger) arrives in the area with her husband Albert(Pistilli). They are digging into the death of her father, Filippo Donati. Simon is the illegitimate son of the Countess and he has signed over the house to Frank Ventura. Renata is not happy about this at all. Renata finds the dead body of her father floating in the bay. She is shaken so Albert takes her to Frank's house. Renata goes to the bathroom and sees all of the dead bodies piled up in there. Frank is also there. He has an axe and he goes to kill her. She stabs him with a scissors. Albert finds them and he  is horrified. She tells him what happened. Paolo is killed by Albert because he sees Frank lying on the floor and goes to call the police. Anna is also killed.


Renata wants the house so she goes to get rid of Simon so it will be hers. It also turns out that Frank and his lover Laura got Donati to kill his wife. Donati fell for Laura and wanted to get rid of his wife. Simon and Frank were working together because Frank wants the house and Simon wants money. Laura arrives at the house looking for Frank and she finds him barely alive. He tells her to go and get Simon. She goes to find him but he realises what she did and kills her. Albert finishes Frank off. Renata and Albert are left alive and they go back to their kids who are staying in a caravan. The kids have a shotgun and they kill their parents and run off laughing as they pass the dead bodies!


This was an interesting movie. It is one of the first slashers and there are so many twists and turns that you could get confused. The ending is really weird, I thought. I didn't expect it, though, so it was amusing. I would recommend it if you like Italian horror or a good blood soaked slasher movie! It gets 6/10.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

American Horror Story Season 1, Episode 9 and 10


Episode 9 begins in 1947 and with a young woman(Mena Suvari)visiting a dentist who gives her gas and rapes her, but he can't wake her up afterwards. He takes her body down to the basement and meets Charles Montgomery who dismembers her and dumps her where she is found. It turns out that her name is Elizabeth Short a.k.a. The Black Dahlia. Cut to modern day and Travis who is dating Constance has a row with her and he heads off to the store. He meets Hayden on the way and they talk and have sex. Meanwhile, the cops are looking for Hayden. Her sister turns up with them and they question Ben about her disappearance. Hayden suddenly shows up in the house and tells them that everything is fine. She chats to Ben and tells him that she had the abortion.He doesn't realise that she is dead.The Black Dahlia shows up at the house and asks Ben for help. He agrees to help her.


It turns out that Vivian's babies have two different fathers. Constance figures out that Tate is the one who had sex with Vivian in the rubber suit and that he is one of the fathers of her babies. Ben is the other. Ben walks in on Moira and the Black Dahlia having fun on the couch. They want him to join them. He doesn't want to and he sends Black Dahlia away. Cut to the murder of Black Dahlia. Hayden informs her about what happened to her in the house. Vivian is in the mental home and Ben goes to visit her. He is angry with her . Hayden talks to Ben and she still wants him. He doesn't want her. She tells him that Vivian was having sex with Luke, the security guy. Travis and Constance argue and he goes to visit Hayden again. She kills him. He gets cut up by Charles Montgomery like the Black Dahlia. Ben asks Luke over and confronts him about Vivian. He is amused as he is sterile so the baby cannot be his. Ben finally sees Moira as she really is- not a sultry sex kitten but an old hag. Constance asks her medium pal about the baby and she tells her that the baby will be evil!!!!


Episode 10 begins with Constance, Larry, Tate and Adelaide sitting around the dinner table in the house.
It turns out that Larry cheated on his wife with Constance. Tate doesn't like him. He blames Larry for Beau's death. We see that Tate was taking cocaine and he had loads of guns. He went to Larry's workplace and he set him on fire, hence his disfigurement. Ben goes to see Vivian and tells her that he believes her story about the rape. He informs her that the twins have different dads and she's stunned. He wants her back home again.
Ben tries to talk to Violet about her not attending school. Constance goes to see Larry about Travis' death. She thinks that he killed him but he tells her that he didn't. Tate persuades Violet not to go to school. The cops question Constance about Travis' death. Her first husband disappeared as well as her housekeeper(Moira).
They discover a knife in her handbag.


There is a lot of flies in the house and Ben hires an exterminator. He goes into a crawlspace to find the source of the problem and meets Tate who kills him after he sees something horrible. Tate discovers that Ben is thinking of sending Violet away to school. Larry and Travis talk about Constance. Larry meets his dead wife and kids. He tells her he is sorry for leaving her for Constance. She tells him he needs to pay for what he did. Tate tells Violet that she needs to die so that they can be together. She pretends to agree but then runs out of the house. She can't escape. She thinks that she is going mad. Tate takes her to the crawlspace where she sees her own dead body. It turns out that she killed herself by taking pills and he couldn't save her. She is stuck in the house just like him. Larry confesses to Travis' murder and goes to prison. He tells Constance that he is taking the blame because he needs to pay for everything bad he has done. She doesn't care.


Saturday, December 17, 2011

The Walking Dead, Season 2, Episode 6


Episode 6 begins with one of the doctor's group giving live chickens to the walkers to eat. Glenn talks to Maggie about it and she tells him to keep it a secret. Andrea apologises to Daryl for shooting him. Glenn tells Lori to inform Rick about the baby. Carl decides that he wants to carry a gun and he wants Shane to teach him how to use it. Lori is not comfortable with it. Glenn spills his guts to Dale about the walkers and Lori. Dale has a word with Hershel about the walkers and Hershel tells him that he won't kill them. Some of them are family members etc. Lori thanks Hershel for everything and he tells them that they need to leave soon. Lori talks to Rick and tells him that she doesn't want to go. Dale talks to Lori about the baby. Glenn and Maggie go into town for more supplies for Lori. They get attacked and Glenn kills the walker. Maggie has words with Lori when they return. She is shaken by the encounter with a walker.


Andrea and Shane go looking for Sophia. They are confronted by loads of walkers and Andrea has to use her new skills to shoot them with Shane. Lori feels guilty about Maggie and Glenn getting attacked. They were getting her morning after pills. Andrea and Shane have sex.Lori takes the abortion pills but vomits them up. Dale tells Shane to leave as he is getting dangerous. Shane threatens him. Rick finds the abortion pills and he is furious. Lori finally tells him about Shane.

Friday, December 16, 2011

American Horror Story Season 1, Episode 7 and 8



Episode 7 begins with Constance and Larry together in an attic.Her deformed son lives up there and they kill him.Vivian is told that she is having twins. A prospective buyer looks around the house and Moira flirts with him.He decides that he might be interested in buying the house. Tate catched Violet trying to cut herself with a razor blade. He tells her not to do it. Her parents are worried about her. Larry calls over and bothers Vivian. She tells Ben and he is irritated. He goes to talk to him. Larry tells him that he needs to have the house back. Cut to Larry in the past. He tells his wife that he loves Constance and he wants her to leave. He wants to move Constance in to the house. His wife kills herself and his children. Ben tells Lary about the prospective buyer. 

 

Flashback to Charles Montgomery and Nora. Her baby is dead but Charles tells her to look in the nursery. It is a mutant that he has put together. Nora tries to kill it as it is horrible. She shoots him and herself. Larry meets Constance in the basement and tells her about the buyer. She goes to see the buyer and tries to persuade him not to. He tells her that he is going to turn it into condos. Ben and Tate discuss Violet. He tells him that he is worried about her. Constance tells Moira about the house being sold. Moira invites the buyer to the house with promises of sex and she leads him down to the basement where he is killed by Larry. Vivian tells Violet that they are going to go and live with her aunt. Violet shows Vivian a picture of Charles and Nora Montgomery and Vivian is astonished to realise that she has met Nora!


Episode 8 begins six months ago. Norah is in the house. She doesn't like it now.She wants her baby. Cut to man in rubber suit. It is Tate! Vivian tells Marcy and Moira about Nora visiting the house. Marcy doesn't believe her but Moira does. Cut to Chad  and Patrick. Chad thinks that Patrick is cheating on him. He goes looking for S&M stuff to spice up their sex life. He buys the rubber suit. He shows it to Patrick who doesn't like it. Hayden talks to Nora and tells her that she is dead. Nora doesn't believe her. Hayden wants to take Vivian's babies and tells Nora that they can have one each. We discover that Tate killed Chad and Pat. Ben finds out that Violet hasn't been to school in weeks. Vivian thinks that she is going mad. Moira tells her to get out of the house to save her sanity. Vivian and Violet go to leave but there are ghosts in their car and they run out of it and back into the house.


Ben finds out that Vivian was planning to leave. Vivian talks to Marcy about the buyer and it turns out that he has vanished. She finds a gun in Marcy's purse and she takes it. She thinks that the rubber man is trying to kill her. She shoots the gun but she shoots Ben by mistake. She is taken away to a mental hospital. Cut to Tate killing Chad and Patrick. Moira is there also! They make the crime scene look like a murder/suicide.

Monday, December 12, 2011

The Legend of Hell House Movie Review 212






  The Legend of Hell House is a 1973 horror movie directed by John Hough. It is based on the book Hell House written by Richard Matheson. It stars Roddy McDowall, Pamela Franklin and Clive Revill.


The movie begins with a Physicist called Lionel Barrett(Revill) who is called in by a eccentric millionaire to investigate the Belasco House or Hell House as it is known as. He thinks that there is something supernatural in the house and others have stayed there and not survived. His wife, Ann(Gayle Hunnicut) is coming with him along with a medium Florence Tanner(Pamela Franklin).Another medium, Ben Fischer(Roddy McDowall) is going too. Ben was in the house before with other mediums and he was the only one to get out untouched. They all meet and they enter the house for a few days. The house was built by a man called Emeric Belasco and he was reported to have been a huge looming figure with perversions and sick fantasies. His family were murdered in the house and he disappeared. Is his ghost still in the house????


There are many strange occurrences in the house after they enter. Florence is haunted by something which gets into bed with her. Ann is turned into a pleasure seeking temptress and she goes into a trance. She tries to seduce Ben and when he slaps her face, she comes to and has no idea what happened. There is something sinister about the chapel. Florence thinks that the evil might originate from there. Barrett is unconvinced and he doubts what she tells him. He thinks that there is electromagnetic energy in the house and that is what is causing things to move around etc. He has built a special machine to get rid of the unwanted energy and cleanse the house. Florence is sure that there is something evil in the house but she cannot get him to see sense.


Things go very wrong for Florence when the spirit actually hurts her and leaves marks on her skin. Something attacks Barrett and he begins to think that Florence is using the negative energy in the house to attack him. He tells her that she should leave the house, but she won't go. They find a skeleton behind a wall and think that it is Belasco. They bury it and hope that things in the house will go back to normal. But, they don't. Ben is attacked and he tells the group about his time in the house 20 years ago. He says that he was the only one not to suffer. His other friends all ended up crippled or scarred from their experience in the house. He wants to get Florence out before the spirit kills her. Barrett is going to use his machine and Florence isn't happy. She goes into the chapel, thinking that Belasco's dead son is calling her there. A huge crucifix falls on her, killing her. After this happens, Barrett turns on his machine and lets it do its work.


The three head outside while the machine goes. When it has finished, they go back inside to see if it has worked. Ben has to open himself up to the house and see if the evil has gone. Ben tells him it has, but he is wrong. Barrett gets blown up by his own machine. Ben and Ann go to the chapel and  Ben realises that it was Emerich Belasco haunting them all along. He was not the huge looming figure of legend, he was a small man who was illegitimate. He hid away in his house and preserved his body after death. The house is cleared and Ann and Ben leave. This movie is a gem which has not been given the recognition it deserves. It is very entertaining and spooky. I like haunted house movies and this is one of the best. It gets an 8/10.

Friday, December 9, 2011

American Horror Story, Season 1, Episode 6


Episode 6 begins in 1994 and Constance opens her front door to a SWAT team. Cut to a school and somebody is shooting at students. There are kids hiding in the library(Columbine, anyone???). Tate is the killer. He is caught by the SWAT team in his bedroom. Cut to Violet who discovers that Tate murdered those kids who were chasing him. She runs off and finds Constance. They talk about Tate. Constance tells Violet that the house is responsible for all of the evil. Constance introduces her to Billie Dean(Sarah Paulson) who is a medium. She tells them that Tate is lost and that he is dead. Violet cannot believe it.


Vivian has a bad dream and calls Luke. Ben comes back and Luke tells him that Hayden has escaped. Violet has a razor and she looks at her wrists. Constance gives Vivian offal to eat for the baby. Ben helps a patient who comes to him after having nightmares about a creature called Hog Man. Ben tries to help by showing him to a mirror. It is said that if a person calls the Hog Man three times, he appears. The patient does so and  Hog Man appears and later, he gets shot by a burglar. Violet talks to Leah and Leah gives her sleeping pills to help her. Ben gets jealous when he sees that Luke and Vivian are getting along well together.


Constance asks Billie to contact Adelaide. She talks to her through Billie. She apologises for everything . Flashback to Tate getting shot by the SWAT team. Violet and Tate talk and he thinks that she doesn't want him around. He tells her that he loves her. They hug and fall asleep on her bed together. Another good episode of this series. I am eagerly awaiting the next one!