The Last Slumber Party Movie Review

Trailer here.

The Last Slumber Party is a 1988 horror movie directed by Stephen Tyler and starring nobody you would know.

A man dresses up as a doctor and he kills a teenager. The cops come. A group of teens want to have a party. They want to have it at Linda's house. Cut to the killer doctor who murders a nurse at a mental institution. Linda's dad is a doctor. The party is in full swing. Some boys show up. Linda's dad has to work at night at the hospital so the teens are alone. The killer doctor is wandering around Linda's house.  The guys are going to scare the girls. One of them climbs up the window and the doctor kills him. The killer makes his way through the teens.

Linda's mother tells the teens that they have to go to bed. There is some weird dream scene that makes no sense. One of the girls, Chris wakes during the night. She wakes the others. Someone is calling the house. It is the dad. Bodies are turning up all over the house. Linda gets stabbed. Chris finds two guys dead and she wanders around the house while the killer follows her. You would think that she would head for the door, but no, she just wanders around. She does get a knife, though. She doesn't call the cops or go for help. She stabs one of the guys by mistake, but it doesn't seem to worry her too much. The killer doctor comes along with his eyes bulging, looking all menacing and crazy. Chris goes back to get another knife. WHAT!!! She actually starts to wander around again. I think this girl needs to die for being so stupid.

The killer finds her and holds up his scalpel and stares at it. How scary. Chris looks at her knife too. Is it a duel??? She stabs the doctor and doesn't seem too bothered. Suddenly, she falls, for NO REASON.

Linda's dad returns home. The killer doc is carrying bodies around the house. The dad gets a call about a psychiatric patient who has escaped. He has to go back to the hospital. Chris is alive. She continues wandering around. Linda's dad gets murdered.  Linda's dad is floating in the pool. Chris gets killed(finally). Oh, yes. It is a dream. WHAT. It turns out that it has been a dream, but oh no, then the phone rings and Linda finds out that there is an escaped patient wandering around. She goes outside and the killer doc slips inside the house. He gets Linda. There is a scream as the doctor holds up his scalpel.

What to say about this. Hmm. It was bad, really bad. The story was stupid. A lot of things made no sense. Why was that girl wandering around the house when she could have run off. There were so many stupid things happening and then it is all a dream. Silly. It was all over the place. The acting was terrible. It is just a mess, totally. Avoid. I will give it a 2/10.